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Republicans insist Mitch McConnell resting comfortably following routine taxidermy procedure | The Beaverton

Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats | The Beaverton

Trump threat to tariff Canada over wildfire smoke closest he will ever come to understanding climate change | The Beaverton

Meteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situation | The Beaverton

Cancelling of Billy Bishop expansion leaves Ford wondering if this is a bad time to tell Ontario he bought another private jet | The Beaverton

Tech CEOs warn Chinese AI could destroy the world faster than American AI can | The Beaverton

British Columbia to address cost of housing by legalizing polygamy | The Beaverton

Olive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to Greece | The Beaverton

Boomers blame social media for setting unrealistic lawn standards | The Beaverton

Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum | The Beaverton

Shopify announces customers can use promo code PLUTOCRACY for 10% off all orders | The Beaverton

Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident | The Beaverton

Breaking: Man who keeps shitting himself in public tough to pin down on international trade deal | The Beaverton