Hilroy to remove additional province from map of Canada every year until demands met | The Beaverton

Hilroy, Canada's beloved notebook company, has gone full supervillain — threatening to erase one province per year from its map covers until the nation agrees to rename paper after them and pay a million dollars per notebook. The bit escalates beautifully from absurdist ransom demands to a geography teacher who genuinely has no backup maps, capped with a perfect Alberta referendum joke and a Doug Ford punchline so on-brand it practically signed its own deal with Staples.