Poilievre confident his polling numbers will improve once voters get to know him | The Beaverton
SATIRE77 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Pierre Poilievre, apparently unfazed by approval ratings that make Rogers look beloved, is betting that Canadians just haven't had enough of him yet — a theory his team is testing with taxidermy reveals and workout vlogs. Meanwhile, Mark Carney is reportedly struggling to stay awake while governing on tutorial difficulty.
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Four years of opposition leadership and still polling behind mosquito bites — the man truly has a gift for long-term brand building.
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