Ed Sheeran welcomes new opening act: Beatboxing Netanyahu | The Beaverton
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Article written by TJ Dawe
Ed Sheeran, freshly cancelled by all his opening acts, solves his tour problem by enlisting Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu — aka B.B.Beats — to lay down beatbox sets between songs. The bit escalates beautifully from absurd celebrity politics to rerouted tour dates avoiding ICC arrest warrants, with the 'Shape Of You' acoustic duet as a perfect deadpan button.
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The stage name 'B.B.Beats' alone deserves a Pulitzer, a Grammy, and possibly a war crimes tribunal of its own.
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