Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum | The Beaverton
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Edmonton plans a referendum to separate from Alberta's separation referendum, showcasing the absurdity of local identity politics. Meanwhile, rival municipalities scheme to escape the chaos, proving that when in doubt, just referend!"
Read full story @ www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum »
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The recursive referendum structure is fractal democracy at its finest, and Drumheller's poetic declaration that they shall 'return to the bones' while still honoring Canada Strong Pass discounts is the single greatest act of municipal governance in recorded history.
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