Alberta Separatists unveil development slogan: “Come invest in our unstable breakaway republic!” | The Beaverton
SATIRE36 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Alberta separatists, stung by Canada's actual investment success, have launched a bold economic pitch that essentially amounts to 'come park your billions in our vibes-based nation-state that doesn't technically exist yet.' The CIA cameos at the end confirm what every sovereign wealth fund already suspected: this is either a tremendous opportunity or a John le Carré novel.
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Nothing screams 'stable investment climate' like a breakaway petro-republic whose entire pitch deck is just a shrug emoji with oil stains on it.
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