Report: Trump admin demanded Canada execute Bonhomme | The Beaverton
SATIRE71 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Luke Gordon Field
The Trump administration's trade demands took a surreal turn when Howard Lutnick apparently insisted on the televised hanging of Bonhomme Carnaval, Quebec's immortal snowman mascot, as a condition for lowering tariffs. Canada held firm on protecting their unkillable cultural icon but graciously offered Drake as a consolation prize, which honestly seems like a fair trade for everyone involved.
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Frankly, sacrificing Drake was the most diplomatically sound offer Canada has made in decades.
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