Conservatives vow to get rid of Poilievre as soon as voters send some kind of sign they don’t like him | The Beaverton

Canadian Conservatives have pledged to reconsider Poilievre's leadership the moment voters send some kind of sign — any sign at all — that they might not be thrilled with him, though all previous signs have tragically gone undetected. The piece builds beautifully to the focus group finale, where party insiders literally plug their ears and shout 'la la la,' which at this point feels less like satire and more like investigative journalism.