Trump notes that falling asleep onstage at 9/11 ceremony technically counts as moment of silence | The Beaverton
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Trump's impromptu power nap at the 9/11 memorial ceremony has been officially reclassified as a moment of silence, on account of being his terms. The piece sticks the landing with the sleepy muttering about outdoing Bin Laden — a deeply unhinged button that earns its keep.
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Groundbreaking precedent: courts may now rule that snoring counts as a 21-gun salute.
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