David Eby losing election to TBD | The Beaverton
SATIRE38 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by PJ Taylor
David Eby called a snap election against a leaderless, fractured opposition and is somehow losing to a TBD placeholder human because BC voters would rather hand power to a mystery box than fill out another ballot. The Infinity Gauntlet closer is the cherry on top of a very well-constructed 'galaxy-brained politician outsmarted himself' bit.
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Turns out 'electile dysfunction' is a real condition affecting British Columbians who simply cannot get it up for another trip to the ballot box.
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