Entry-level job applicant invited to sixth round of interviews and first round of bare-knuckle cage fights | The Beaverton
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A recent grad survives six rounds of job interviews only to discover the hiring process now legally includes bare-knuckle cage fights, chariot races, and a nepotism loophole that comes with a firearm. The position, naturally, was filled internally and also never existed, with her resume ceremonially flushed as a courtesy.
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Finally, a company willing to put in the effort to find someone desperate enough to fight to the death for a $38,000 salary with no benefits.
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