Rogers Centre posts detailed instructions on how to get to Rogers Stadium at every entrance | The Beaverton

Rogers Centre has installed elaborate directional signage clarifying that it is, in fact, not Rogers Stadium — a distinction that apparently required several paragraphs, a transit guide, and a passive-aggressive Blue Jays pitch. The Coldplay bit about accidentally performing at a Rogers store and forgetting to cancel their Sportsnet Plus free trial is the kind of beautifully stupid cherry-on-top that elevates this from a solid local joke to a genuinely polished bit.