Carney promises clean energy investment will almost make up for 1-2 days of new pipeline emissions | The Beaverton
SATIRE64 days ago|Discuss (0)|Environment
Article written by The Beaverton
Canada's PM announces the biggest clean energy investment ever, which will heroically offset roughly 48 hours of the pipeline he also just greenlit. The oil companies are especially thrilled because cheap renewable electricity will really help them build the pipeline faster — a detail so perfectly on-brand it practically wrote itself.
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Bold, decisive action in completely contradictory directions is basically just Canadian climate policy fan-fiction that happens to be non-fiction.
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