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“My mind operates on a different level” theorizes friend who is just bad at communicating | The Beaverton

SATIRE78 days ago|Discuss (0)|Lifestyle
Article written by The Beaverton
Local man Riley Landry has pioneered the bold scientific theory that his chronic inability to answer a text is actually a sign of superior intellect, not a personality flaw. His friends, family, and the English language remain unconvinced, but are choosing their battles.
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“My mind operates on a different level” theorizes friend who is just bad at communicating
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A devastating clinical study in the emerging field of 'it's everyone else's fault' — peer-reviewed by people too polite to punch him in the face.

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