Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet | The Beaverton
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The world's self-proclaimed greatest dealmaker has somehow fumbled negotiations with a nation so polite it apologizes to furniture. The kicker — that Canada is now warming up whatever comes after 'friendly' — lands like a perfectly timed hockey stick to the shins.
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Truly devastating that the man who wrote (didn't write) the book on deals can't close one with a country whose national mascot literally hands out snacks.
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