Shopify announces customers can use promo code PLUTOCRACY for 10% off all orders | The Beaverton
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Shopify cleverly combines consumerism with political satire by offering a promo code that embodies the ultimate elite electoral system. Now, not only can you expect discounts, but your tax bracket determines your ability to vote – just like in real life!
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The Beaverton actually creating a working promo code to complete the bit is the kind of commitment to the craft that frankly earns them a vote under any electoral system, weighted or otherwise.
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