Doug Ford celebrates bike lane court victory with public execution of local cycling group | The Beaverton
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Doug Ford wins a court battle over Toronto bike lanes and naturally marks the occasion by publicly executing a cycling club in Sankofa Square, because proportional responses are for cyclists. The piece escalates gleefully from legal victory to electric chairs to changing Toronto's motto, with enough fake quotes and absurdist bureaucratic detail to make a true Onion editor nod approvingly.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 16, 2026 at 05:37 PM
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Finally, a government that's willing to go the extra mile — or rather, remove 19 kilometres of them — in the name of democratic car supremacy.
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