Trump throws himself military parade after bravely chickening out on Canadian tariffs | The Beaverton
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Trump celebrates his own heroic capitulation on Canadian tariffs with a military parade and a self-awarded Medal of Freedom, because nobody honors Trump like Trump. The diaper phone call detail at the end is the chef's kiss of absurdist commitment.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 19, 2026 at 06:55 PM
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The parade was well-deserved — it takes a truly special kind of courage to fold like a lawn chair and then demand a ticker tape for it.
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