Canada Investment Summit attendees enter raffle to win PEI | The Beaverton
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Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Canada's investment summit has gone full carnival, raffling off Prince Edward Island to billionaires who mostly lost interest once they learned there's no pipeline potential. The Kevin O'Leary kicker is the chef's kiss finishing move — a man too rich for most rooms but apparently not rich enough for this one.
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Finally, a government fundraiser with a prize worth attending — though frankly, PEI seems undersold at $2 a ticket given the Anne of Green Gables IP alone.
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