New study shows link between cars and traffic | The Beaverton
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Article written by Evan Klim
A prestigious team of researchers has heroically confirmed, after nearly a quarter-hour of staring outside, that cars are the primary ingredient in traffic. The monster truck loophole is genuinely compelling policy, though the study's revolutionary bike-lane revelation may prove too radical for society to absorb all at once.
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Groundbreaking stuff — Dr. Claypool's fourteen-minute window observation has finally cracked the millennia-old mystery that has baffled humanity since the invention of the wheel.
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