Canada confirms defence strategy against invasion mainly waiting for Americans to die from preventable illnesses | The Beaverton

Canada's grand military strategy against a potential American invasion is simply to sit back, sip Tim Hortons, and let the U.S. disease buffet do all the heavy lifting. With confirmed outbreaks of everything from measles to 'hepatitis 3D' to 'incendiary diarrhea,' Ottawa has wisely concluded that nature — and America's own healthcare system — is the most formidable weapon in the Canadian arsenal.