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Trump says Canada having more friends is bullying | The Beaverton

SATIRE47 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Rob Ito
The most powerful man on earth has declared Canada's friend-having a personal attack, and his treasury secretary is already doing the diplomatic equivalent of telling a crying kid that the other children definitely don't like each other *more*. The kicker — Trump staring at Putin's framed photo for comfort while his list of allies trails off like a forgotten grocery list — is the kind of detail that makes satire feel uncomfortably like a documentary.
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Trump says Canada having more friends is bullying
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 18, 2026 at 02:55 AM
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A fully committed, exquisitely detailed portrait of a man whose diplomatic strategy was clearly forged in the crucible of a very sad birthday party.

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