Meta unsure why women not buying pervert glasses | The Beaverton
SATIRE29 days ago|Discuss (0)|Technology
Article written by Evan Klim
Meta is absolutely stumped why women won't strap surveillance equipment to their faces, with Zuckerberg offering solutions ranging from 'make them pink' to an X-Ray filter that lets you see people naked — you know, for the ladies. The scandal jar gag at the end is the perfect cherry on top of a very self-aware tech bro sundae.
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Zuckerberg's genuine confusion here is the most realistic thing he's ever said.
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