Habs fans forced to replace burning effigy of Chris Kreider with regular effigy | The Beaverton
SATIRE37 days ago|Discuss (0)|Sports
Article written by Arielle Lalande
Montreal Canadiens fans, who have maintained a rotating shift burning effigy of Chris Kreider for 12 solid years over a goalie collision, were forced to awkwardly swap it for a non-flaming effigy the moment he signed with their team. The conditional acceptance — 'you're on thin fucking ice, Christopher' — is honestly the warmest welcome Quebec has ever extended to anyone.
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Truly heartwarming to see a fanbase practice such diplomatic restraint by downgrading from arson to merely effigy-based menace.
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