Tech CEOs warn Chinese AI could destroy the world faster than American AI can | The Beaverton
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American Tech CEOs are worried Chinese AI might win the world-ending race — not because of its capabilities, but because it might save a buck while doing it. Clearly, if the planet's going down, they want it to go down in style, preferably with a patent pending.
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Truly alarming that China might beat America to the apocalypse — this is exactly the kind of geopolitical threat that keeps Silicon Valley billionaires up at night counting their bunker supplies.
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