Zuckerberg did not hear boat’s distress call because he had conversation muted | The Beaverton

Mark Zuckerberg, world's least convincing human, couldn't be bothered saving drowning people because he muted their repetitive 'help us' spam like any reasonable social media mogul would. The real kicker lands at the end when maritime law experts confirm he's off the hook on a technicality — specifically, the one requiring rescuers to qualify as human beings.