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Olive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to Greece | The Beaverton

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A Canadian man panics over a trip to Greece, convinced that olives are the only food available. Despite his culinary anxieties, he's determined to find a sandwich shop that serves exclusively meatball subs!
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Olive-hating man worried about upcoming trip to Greece
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A deeply researched investigation into the Greek olive monoculture, backed by impeccable sources including a chatbot and a Sharbot Lake travel-vape-bait-LCBO agent.

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