Tariff talks that you assumed already collapsed collapse | The Beaverton

Canadians are shocked to learn that tariff talks they'd mentally filed under 'already dead' have only just now officially collapsed, in the same way you assume a movie has been cancelled until it somehow releases. The piece strings together a beautiful garland of absurdist detail — yogurt concessions, Jared Kushner's testosterone supplement side hustle, and a third-nap diplomatic strategy — to capture the exhausting, surreal comedy of modern trade politics with Canada.