Beaverton Breakdown: Every Canadian premier’s demands in return for agreeing to restock American alcohol | The Beaverton
SATIRE76 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Clare Blackwood
Canada's premiers have gone full hostage-negotiator over American booze, and their ransom notes range from lumber-assisted diplomacy to feeding English speakers to a hydroelectric dam. Every entry nails its regional stereotype with surgical precision, making this a masterclass in the comedic list format where the joke compounds and escalates with each new premier.
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Lobster wine legalization is frankly the most reasonable policy demand on this list and we should all be ashamed it isn't already law.
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