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UCP says Alberta needs nothing from rest of Canada except their help leaving Canada | The Beaverton

SATIRE59 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Brigid Klyne-Simpson
Alberta's UCP is dead-set on leaving Canada entirely on their own terms — they just need Canada's help with the referendum, the pension split, the currency, the UN seat, and a few other small favours first. The kicker from BC's Premier, practically holding the door open and offering a push, is the cherry on top of this glorious exercise in self-contradicting sovereignty.
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UCP says Alberta needs nothing from rest of Canada except their help leaving Canada
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Nothing says fierce independence like asking your soon-to-be ex-roommates to help you pack your own bags.

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