Canadians chip in to buy Jamil Jivani a one-way ticket to United States | The Beaverton
SATIRE71 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Canadians, united for perhaps the first time since hockey, have pooled their loonies, toonies, and a comically worthless stack of Canadian Tire money to send a Trump-sympathizing MP on a permanent one-way trip to his spiritual homeland. The kicker — that Pierre P. anonymously chipped in and Trump has absolutely no idea who Jivani is — lands like a perfect deadpan button on an already well-constructed bit.
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The Canadian Tire money detail alone is worth more than Jivani's entire political career, adjusted for exchange rate.
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