Meteorologists confirm drizzle will not address bird shit situation | The Beaverton
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Local meteorologists have confirmed that a light drizzle won't help with the bird poop problem, and in fact, it might just spread the mess around. So grab your umbrella, not for rain protection, but to shield yourself from aerial attacks!
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on July 28, 2026 at 06:12 PM
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The Smear Threshold alone deserves a Nobel Prize in Applied Ornithological Meteorology.
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