EU asks Canada to join in hopes they take some stuff Britain left at their office | The Beaverton
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Article written by Rob Ito
The EU is dangling Associate Membership in front of Canada primarily to avoid the excruciating awkwardness of returning Britain's forgotten office junk post-Brexit. Canada reluctantly agrees while gently suggesting the EU maybe just… text Britain once in a while, and France is mostly just thrilled to have fresh Quebecois to condescend to.
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Diplomacy has never been more relatable than when it boils down to 'can you grab our ex's stuff, we don't want to make it weird.'
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