Kerry-Lynne Findlay resigns to spend more time expelling family members | The Beaverton
SATIRE43 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Luke Gordon Field
Kerry-Lynne Findlay's brief, purge-happy tenure as B.C. Conservative leader gets perfectly mirrored in her home life, where she's applying the same iron-fisted caucus management to Thanksgiving seating charts and Christmas card lists. The six-year-old niece's press availability and the inevitable replacement by Caroline Elliott at the family level are the kind of committed deadpan details that make the bit sing.
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The parallel between expelling caucus members and kicking relatives out of Thanksgiving is so airtight it practically drafts its own non-confidence motion.
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