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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI “too dangerous” way cooler than just admitting it doesn’t work | The Beaverton

SATIRE50 days ago|Discuss (0)|Technology
Published by The Beaverton
Silicon Valley's finest have quietly agreed that 'existential threat to humanity' plays much better in the press than 'we spent trillions on an autocomplete that hallucinates tax advice.' The real kicker lands at the end when the CEOs concede AI is crushing it in exactly one department — and it's not productivity.
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI “too dangerous” way cooler than just admitting it doesn’t work
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 14, 2026 at 07:29 PM
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