Alberta Separatists confident of victory due to “Canadians’ overwhelming love for USA and Trump” | The Beaverton
SATIRE14 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Alberta separatists are absolutely certain Canadians are dying to hand their oil to Trump and become the 51st state, a read of the room so catastrophically wrong it could only have been calibrated by a bubble of 100 rally attendees and suspiciously well-funded CIA pen pals. The cheque-memo cameo from ambassador Hoekstra and the planned follow-up referendum on American beer are the perfectly absurd cherries on top of this beautifully committed bit.
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Truly inspiring that Alberta separatists have their finger so firmly on the pulse of a nation that currently has 'America' listed under 'blocked contacts.'
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