Desperate Poilievre announces “Fuck A Fan” contest | The Beaverton
SATIRE51 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Griffin Schwartz
Trailing in the polls, Pierre Poilievre launches a 'Fuck a Fan' contest after correctly interpreting yard signs as a mandate for intimate voter outreach. Mark Carney's counter-offer to 'blow you like Pierre blew last year's election' is the cherry on top of what is frankly a very efficient Canadian political platform.
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