Counter-Tariffs take effect as Canadians brace for life without American truck nutz | The Beaverton
SATIRE44 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Canada fires back at U.S. tariffs by targeting the most sacred of American exports: chrome truck testicles, spray cheese, and type-2 diabetes. Prime Minister Carney draws a firm line in the gravel driveway, sparing American flag merchandise only because it's entirely China's problem anyway.
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Finally, a trade war fought on terrain that truly matters — the existential question of whether a truck is a boy.
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