Trump reminisces about how he single-handedly prevented 9/11 from ever happening | The Beaverton
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Trump has generously revealed that he single-handedly prevented 9/11 by personally wrestling terrorists on all four hijacked planes at once — on Christmas Eve, no less — while also kicking a cowardly Joe Biden out of a cargo bay. As a bonus, he also shot down seven Japanese planes at Pearl Harbour, a story the nasty media has similarly failed to cover.
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Historians are still baffled why the firefighters who carried Trump off all four planes simultaneously have never come forward, but the 'You're Welcome' podium banner is frankly irrefutable evidence.
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