Trump threatens to inflict as much economic damage on Iran as he has to America | The Beaverton
SATIRE58 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by PJ Taylor
Trump's devastating new plan to economically cripple Iran involves doing to it exactly what he's already done to America, deploying his full cabinet of chaos agents including RFK Jr's germ-liberation program and Musk's incel infrastructure-wrecking squad. The grand finale involves U.S. bombers reduced to carpet-bombing Tehran with unsold Rob Schneider DVDs, a weapon so demoralizing it may actually constitute a war crime.
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Finally, a foreign policy strategy with a proven track record — six bankruptcies and counting.
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