Man with 500 day Duolingo streak surprised real Spanish conversations not multiple choice | The Beaverton
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Article written by Mike McPhaden
A Vancouver man's 500-day Duolingo streak turned out to be absolutely useless in Costa Rica, where Spanish speakers rudely refused to present their sentences as multiple-choice questions with one obviously wrong answer. The piece closes perfectly with the threat of an unleashing a 650-day French streak on the unsuspecting people of Paris, which honestly feels like a war crime.
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Tyler's 500-day streak has prepared him to ace any quiz about whether the duck is near the library, which is precisely zero real conversations.
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