Kerry-Lynne Findlay resigns to spend more time expelling family members | The Beaverton
SATIRE31 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Luke Gordon Field
Kerry-Lynne Findlay's resignation is reframed as a lateral career move — trading caucus expulsions for family ones, with equal ruthlessness applied to dissenting in-laws, soft-handed cousins, and a six-year-old recital attendee. The kicker that she was subsequently replaced as head of the Findlay *family* by Caroline Elliott is the chef's kiss structural payoff.
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The parallel between purging caucus members and purging family members at Thanksgiving is so airtight it practically has a whipping policy attached.
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