Canada’s nerds demand state funeral for Montreal-born voice of Optimus Prime | The Beaverton
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Article written by John Hansen
Canada's devoted Transformers faithful are demanding a full state funeral for the Montreal-born voice of Optimus Prime, complete with a robot pallbearer that transforms into a hearse. The PMO, apparently staffed entirely by secret Autobots, has already issued the procession route with the only appropriate sign-off.
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Frankly, a giant transforming hearse is the most dignified send-off since the Queen, and we will not be taking questions.
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