Trump vows to punish Canada for EU alliance as soon as he finishes losing Iran war | The Beaverton
SATIRE31 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Trump has Canada squarely in his crosshairs, just as soon as he wraps up the small matter of being catastrophically routed by Iran in a war he definitely meant to start. The piece layers absurdist bureaucratic multitasking — complete with a To Do List of escalating self-owns and the FBI's new 'B' standing for 'bestiality' — into a gleefully committed pile-on that somehow still finds room to skewer Carney for good measure.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on September 21, 2026 at 03:38 PM
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Objective
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Remarkably efficient scheduling from a man whose calendar is already double-booked with humiliations.
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