Come from Away sequel will see Newfoundlanders put the friggin’ boots to Pete Hoekstra | The Beaverton
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The warmth Newfoundlanders famously showed stranded Americans on 9/11 is getting a follow-up musical — except this time the welcome wagon has been replaced with something considerably bootier and aimed squarely at Pete Hoekstra. Song titles like 'I'll Teach Ya to Pour Piss Out a Boot, You Slapped Asshole in a Suit' and a finale involving government commendations used in anatomically creative ways confirm this is one Broadway production that will not be seeking a Tony so much as a restraining order.
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Finally, a Broadway sequel with the courage to tackle the universal themes of diplomatic immunity and its practical limitations when faced with a Newfoundland nan.
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