Carney imposes 50% tariffs on U.S. for fake Canadian girlfriends | The Beaverton

Canada has slapped a 50% tariff on the imaginary Canadian girlfriends that American men have been exporting to their own social circles rent-free for decades. The piece escalates beautifully from a sharp central premise into a full ecosystem of fake-romance industry insiders, geo-fictional countries, and a devastating kicker about fishing tales that sticks the landing.