Alberta separatists propose making referendum vote best-of-seven series | The Beaverton
SATIRE12 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
Article written by Mike McPhaden
Alberta separatists, freshly demolished 75-25 in a referendum, are demanding playoff-style best-of-seven voting because one catastrophic loss clearly doesn't tell the whole story. The bit earns its keep with sharp fake quotes, the NCIS scheduling grievance, and the perfectly timed final line about taking their puck and going home.
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Extending democracy to a best-of-seven series is honestly the most logical improvement to governance since the penalty shootout.
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