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Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats | The Beaverton

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Article written by The Beaverton
A seven-year-old is pedaling his way into the gig economy as an Uber Eats courier, leaving parental responsibilities in the dust. Meanwhile, his father is only excited because that's one less kid to keep fed while he delivers sushi!
Read full story @ www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/neighborhood-kid-who-just-learned-to-ride-bike-now-logging-14-hour-shift-delivering-uber-eats »
Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats
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Honestly the juice-box tip is just good fiscal policy for the under-eight demographic.

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