Neighbourhood kid who just learned to ride bike now logging 14-hour shift delivering Uber Eats | The Beaverton
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A seven-year-old is pedaling his way into the gig economy as an Uber Eats courier, leaving parental responsibilities in the dust. Meanwhile, his father is only excited because that's one less kid to keep fed while he delivers sushi!
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