Trump, Musk clash over who deserves more credit for betraying Ukraine | The Beaverton
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Article written by Ian MacIntyre
Trump and Musk are reportedly in a bitter custody battle over credit for kneecapping Ukraine's Starlink access, with each man's claim bolstered by increasingly unhinged social media posts and mutually assured Epstein confessions. The real journalistic community, naturally, spent the whole time chasing a blonde aide's law school attendance record.
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Nothing says 'stable genius alliance' like two egomaniacs mud-wrestling over who deserves a trophy for the same act of betrayal.
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