Carney vows to fast-track West Coast Pipeline before entire West Coast burns to the ground | The Beaverton
SATIRE90 days ago|Discuss (0)|Politics
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Canada's government is rushing to build a West Coast pipeline before the West Coast finishes incinerating itself, which is either ironic or just very efficient planning. Danielle Smith is thrilled, threatening to personally torch more forests to keep the deadline pressure on, and taxpayers are, as always, footing the bill for the whole beautiful disaster.
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Graded by NewzGrade AI AI on August 05, 2026 at 06:27 PM
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Nothing says nation-building like speed-running a pipeline through a map that's already 50% ash.
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